The Case of the Missing Bag

(The following is a true story. It really happened. Names have been changed to protect identities. Most of the conversations that form part of the narrative are based upon that most unreliable of friends-memory or from conversations after the fact so some literary license has been taken in narrating the precise sequence of events.)

A fancy red Chevrolet smoothly glided to a stop beside us as we waited for the light to turn green at the Dairy Circle cross. But it was not the car that attracted our attention; it was the pulsing beat emanating from within it. An unknown song of the techno variety was playing. The bass from it throbbed and seemed to overpower our heartbeats into voluntary synchronicity. It was an excellent sound system. I turned to the auto driver and said as much.

“Kya sound hai na. Mast system hai!”

“Arrey, hamare pass bhi hai boss. Main mera system lagaye tho mera auto bhi dance karne lagega.”

I smiled at the infectious enthusiasm of the driver and his obvious pride over his auto. In fact it was a most interesting auto. Its interior was festooned with ribbons of multi-colored lights so that it gave you the feeling of being in some dingy dance bar.

I did feel like dancing though. What seemed like a bleak and hopeless case had turned around in a most dramatic fashion. The many twists and turns tinged the whole week with a cinematic quality. Even now, when I look back, I marvel at the wonderful adventure it became in the end.

Saturday

Like most things in life it started in an innocuous fashion and can be traced back to my insistence to get out of the city for the weekend. Since a common friend was going to Mysore for the weekend and invited us we decided to follow them there. So the three of us, Pavan, Anand and me took an auto from Pavan’s place to go to Brunton Cross Road to another friend’s place. The plan was to pick up a friend’s car from there and travel in that to Mysore. Pavan was in a hurry. He wanted to be in the car as soon as possible so that he could catch up with our common friends somewhere on the road to Mysore. The auto we had taken was one of those old, sputtering and whiny ones. It was going too slow to suit Pavan. So we got down opposite Shopper’s Stop on Bannerghatta Road and took another auto. The auto driver of the initial auto we had taken saw us take another auto and was of course not happy. He started cursing us. We were of course in too much of a hurry to pay much heed to his angry words.

The second auto was new, fast, relatively quiet and smooth. Since we were three people in the auto with two being considerably overweight there was not much space for us to sit comfortably. Therefore, Pavan asked me to keep his bag behind us. His bag contained my Macbook Pro laptop apart from his wallet, cell phone, money, clothes and some documents. I was carrying my camera bag; a constant companion while Anand was carrying his own bag. The ride was uneventful. We braved the horrendous Bangalore traffic and reached our friend’s place on Brunton Cross road. We got off the auto and I took out my wallet and started taking out money to pay the fare. In the meantime, Pavan and Anand started asking the auto driver for directions to go to Mysore Road from where we were. The auto driver seemed helpful. I paid him. We then climbed to the second floor flat of our friend to pick up the car keys. We drank some water, checked out the flat, locked it and then climbed down to the garage. We got into the car. I got into back seat and Anand, who would be driving, gave me his bag to keep it in the back. Pavan asked me to keep his bag too in the back.

“What bag?” I asked him.

“My bag re. Don’t you have it?”

“No, I thought you were carrying it.”

Pavan turned to me with a shocked face and cursed in a loud voice.

“Shit! It is in the auto man.”

Our lives were not the same after that.

“Ok, the auto would not have gone far so let’s go looking for him,” said Pavan.

“Alright, we might have also forgotten it in the flat upstairs so let me go up and check and you two go look for the auto on the road.” I suggested.

Anand and Pavan left in the car while I went upstairs to look for the bag with a thin and already fading hope.

There was no bag in the house. I went back downstairs and waited for my friends to come back. The laptop was a recent acquisition and as such I should not have had much attachment to it but even though I hated to admit it to myself I had been bowled over by Apple’s sexy design. It was also bought from money that I had saved by forgoing parties and healthy food! And that made the loss acute.

Anand and Pavan returned soon after and one look at their faces told me the full story. No auto. No bag. We decided to search again on the road, as the auto shouldn’t have gone all that far. So I got into the car and we set off again. We looked at every auto along the way hoping against hope to find the auto we had taken. As we searched I asked Pavan to use my phone and call his mobile that was in the bag. There was a chance that the auto driver might hear the phone and answer it. Pavan’s phone kept ringing and ringing for about 5 minutes before we got the dreaded message. His phone was switched off!

Pavan apparently also had an unknown amount of dollars in the same pocket where his phone was present. So I instantly began to theorize that once the auto driver heard the phone ringing in the bag and opened it he must have found the dollars and then the laptop and decided to keep them.

Unfortunately, honesty is in such short supply in contemporary India that whatever little hope we had entertained of the auto driver answering our call flew right out of the window once the phone was switched off.

Still, we searched for the auto all along M.G. Road, Brigade Road and Ashok Nagar but to no avail. We went back to our friend’s place to ask the caretaker of the building if in case the auto driver had returned. The answer was negative.

With a heavy heart we made our way to the Ashok Nagar police station. There we talked to a young SI Mohan. Mohan listened to our sorry tale and asked some questions.

“Do you have the auto no.?”
“No sir.”
“Do you have the police serial number or DL number of the auto driver?
“No sir.”
“Do you at least have the name and address of the auto driver?”
“Not exactly sir but we remember reading the license display board of the driver and remember his name and the locality he lives in.”

“(Smiles wryly) What is this sir? Without the auto number or police serial number there is no way to trace the auto. You can register a complaint but to be frank I suggest you stop hoping. 99% of the auto drivers in Bangalore are corrupt. It is next to impossible that you will find the bag now. For your satisfaction I’ll ask the constable to send out a wireless message just in case the auto driver has returned the bag at a police station.”

“You know you should change your T-shirt,” said the SI pointing at Pavan’s T-shirt, which mocked the iPOD frenzy with a drawing of a toilet and iPooed printed above it. “These things will happen to you if you wear such sarcastic T-shirts.”

We thanked the SI for his reality check, for stating the obvious and went and registered our complaint. The constable who registered our complaint was properly shocked upon hearing that we had forgotten our bag in an auto but he also repeated whatever the SI had said and asked us in future to note down the police serial number of any auto we got into or at least take a photo with a cell phone of the license display board. All good advice but which came a little late in the day to help us. A case of locking the stable after the horses had bolted?

With our hopes slipping by the minute we decided to follow the advice given by a traffic inspector we met in front of Garuda Mall before coming to the station to register our complaint. Apparently, there was a database of all Bangalore auto drivers at the DCP (traffic) East office, Shivaji Nagar Bus Stop. The inspector had suggested that we try our luck there with the limited information we remembered of the auto driver.

So we made our way across town to the DCP office. But by the time we battled through the traffic and made our way there it was 6 pm, past closing time. The person who managed the database was long gone. Another person offered to help and with his assistance we managed to narrow our search and get a few addresses based on the auto driver’s name and locality. We were asked to return the next day to seek formal permission from the DCP to resume our search for a needle in a haystack.

I had been hopeful until I saw the sheer size of the auto driver database. There were apparently one-lakh auto drivers in Bangalore. Finding just one in that sheer size based on our limited information seemed a Herculean task, an almost impossible exercise in sheer futility. The faces of my friends also bore the same signs of despair as if they were thinking along the same lines.